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CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing Solution(tm)
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Want to grow good healthy plants?
Start with good clean soil.

Start with CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM.
What it does
  • Breaks down, encapsulates, and neutralizes hydrocarbon-based soil-borne contaminates.
  • Unlocks nutirients bound in the soil.
  • Cleans and unclogs the root systems of plants.
  • Stimulates the growth of roots and root systems, especially the fine "hair like" roots.
  • Breaks nutrients down into sub-micro (quantum-sized) particles for easier absorption.
  • Aids in the cappillary function of plants for nutrient transport.
  • Helps strengthen plants from the root systems up.
  • Helps conserve resources so that plants do more with less.
  • Available in economical concentrate and ready to use.
Where it's useful
  • Ideal for home and office plants, 
  • landscaping, 
  • gardening, 
  • farming, 
  • large-scale agricultural applications, and 
  • as an aid in soil remediation.
Quick Look
Through use, misuse, abuse, and neglect, our soils have become polluted,
depleted, and chemically altered to the point that
they are not releasing to the plants the nutrition that they need.
Adding commercial chemical fertilizers
which are lacking vital trace minerals
and more toxic substances like pesticides and herbicides
is not the answer.
We need to clean up our act.
And we can start with the ground we are standing and growing on.

CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing Shampoo
TM is that start.

If we are to help our existing plants or prepare for new ones, the logical first place to start is the soil, for a plant will fare no better than its available nutritional base.

Along with loading up the soil with components and contaminants that we really do not want in the earth, commercial/artificial products also alter the nature of the soil and its natural chemical balances. The result is really ironic, for soil abused with commercial chemical fertilizers and other toxic substances often has the vital trace nutrients that plants (and those who eat them) need already right there IN the soil. The problem is that the commercial products create an environment where those nutrients cannot be obtained FROM the soil. They are locked up -- in chemical/mechanical bonds that only get more and more locked up over time and repeated abuse.

Here we could get a whole chemistry lesson on what and how our soil conditioning product works. But we can spare ourselves the college version of that (although fairly complete information is available elsewhere on the site). What we need to know is pretty simple.  

As with all the other products in the CleanPlantsHappyPlants family, CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM is powered by QuantumMaxxTM, the proprietary Nano Colloidal Solution with its all-natural ingredients and nearly miraculous facilitating capabilities.

CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM unlocks the soil which has bound all those vital butCleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing Solution(tm) unabsorbable nutrients. Then it works to unleash those nutrients in an extremely tiny particle size so that the roots can more readily absorb all that is available there for the plant's needs. In the process, because it is a soap, it is constantly cleansing the surface of the roots, including those tiny and delicate root hairs, so that they can fully access the nutrients being made available to them. This is known as "unbinding" the roots.

CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM also dramatically changes the ph of the soil to make it more "user friendly". In response, roots are drawn by the availability of nourishment and grow hardier and bigger, making them more efficient at supplying the upper plant's needs and gaining a firmer foothold where the planting has taken place.

Bottom line? Resources are conserved, and plants do more with less.  Less additional water. Less additional additives. And less -- as in ZERO -- harmful chemicals and toxins. "Because cleaner plants do better in the dirt."SM  And cleaner plants do even better in clean dirt.
Claude's Plantimonial
"Hi. My name is Claude.

"I have to confess that as stepped on, trodden down, kicked around, and treated like dirt as I am, I never thought anything could make me feel good about myself again. But that was before I found CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM.
I mean, it's like therapy in a bottle.

"Whenever I get to feeling seriously down on myself and run into the ground, I get hold of some CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM. And what's cool about it is, it not only makes me FEEL good, but it also IS GOOD for me. It's all botanically based, completely safe, and it gives me that deep down feeling of clean that tells me I'm worth something.  Besides that, it unlocks all the pent up nutrients I tend to selfishly keep to myself when I'm abused or neglected.  And it gives me a chance to give back, to really feel useful by pouring myself into the growth of others.

"I don't ever want to go back to the old days of harsh chemical intoxification. I don't have to. Not now that there is CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM to turn my life around."
SOS Soil Optimizing Shampoo(tm) Product LineCleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM  is available in concentrated form for diluting/ premixing as well as "RTU" (Ready To Use) in quarts, gallons, 4 gallon packs, 55 gallon drums, and 250 gallon "totes". It can be spritzed with a small spray or squirt bottle (practical for house or office plants, not recommended for large areas), or applied with a pressurized garden sprayer, a garden hose applicator, a tractor-pulled multi-furrow tank fed sprayer, or rigged to an irrigation system.

While a 1 quart RTU spray bottle is very convenient, especially for working with house or office plants, it is not as economical as buying a larger concentrate and mixing with chlorine-free water. Pound for pound, container for container, shipping weights are the same whether purchasing a concentrated or diluted product. Where one ounce of concentrate can be mixed on site with a whole gallon of good water, it makes better sense to buy the concentrate and pay shipping and container costs once instead of 128 times.
Generally. 1 Gallon of RTM ("Ready to Mix"), mixed with 128 gallons of chlorine-free water should treat the average acre of soil. Treatment should saturate soil to the point of ponding. Mixture concentrations and coverages are suggestions only, as conditions will vary.

Various Spray Applicators

Fill hose-powered sprayer reservoir with full strength concentration from this bottle.  Set dilution/delivery dial to ONE (1) OUNCE per ONE (1) GALLON of water. (Use TWO OUNCES of product per gallon of water for badly used, abused, or neglected soil for the first two treatments.)  Check website directions if using any other kind of application device besides a hose-powered sprayer.


Drench the targeted soil with properly diluted product.  Several lighter soakings are generally better than one or two flooded applications to allow product to penetrate down into locked encrusted dirt. For maximum penetration, use before and after cultivating. Repeat every three of four days for several days, alternating with regular waterings. Treat seeds, bulbs, or rootings with CleanPlantsHappyPlants AWAKE-N UPSTART SBRTM  and plant, following directions.  Follow up with CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* PLANT WASH STABILIZER/MAINTAINERTM  as directed. Repeat treatment with CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS SOIL OPTIMIZING SHAMPOOTM whenever dirt wants to stubbornly pond water on surface rather than allow reasonable absorption below grade. Works best with chlorine-free water.

.pdf of complete details available here.
Directions for CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM.
Qty Product Prod Code Retail Price Ship Wt (lbs) Makes total
# of gals
to H2O
Applied $  /gallon Applied $ / qt Applied $ / oz.
1 1 Quart RTU 01000032QRTU $8.95 3 .25 As is $35.80 $8.95 $.2797
1 1 Quart Sprayer RTU 01000032SRTU $10.95 3 .25 As is $43.80 $10.95
1 1 Gallon RTU 01000128GRTU $14.95 11 1 As is $14.95 $3.7375 $.1168
1 1 Quart RTM Spray Concentrate  01025032QRTM $28.95 3 32.25 1/128 $.8977 $0.2244 $0.0070
1 1 Gallon RTM Spray Concentrate  01025128GRTM $89.95 11 129 1/128 $.6973 $.1743 $0.0054
1 55 Gal Drum RTM Spray Concentrate 01025055DRTM $3,889.00 475 7,095 1/128 $.5495 $.1374 $0.0043
1 250 Gal Tote Spray Concentrate 01025250TRTM $11,225.00 2,400 32,250 1/128 $0.3481 $0.0870 $0.0027
1 Gallon of RTM ("Ready to Mix"), mixed with 128 gallons of chlorine-free water should treat the average acre of soil. Treatment should saturate soil to the point of ponding. Mixture concentrations and coverages are suggestions only, as conditions will vary.
Cost per usage ounce goes down dramatically with higher product volume purchase.
Projected costs per gallon, quart, or ounce are for product only and do not reflect cost of water
(for concentrate dilution), applicable taxes, or shipping.
Warranty -- No claims of warranty or guarantee of any nature are made other than that this product is an effective, non-toxic, bio-degradable cation exchange stimulant. The user assumes all responsibility for its use, including any needed state regulatory approvals.

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Yeah, we know. Plants don't talk, don't have feelings, and don't express emotions.  But it's a cool metaphor anyway. Besides, it got your attention, didn't it?  And once you see the amazing differences enjoyed by seeds, plants, root systems, soils, and produce washed with our totally safe botanically based products, you, at least, will be smiling. You'll go from Grumpy Gardener to Happy Harvester like all the rest of our customers.
FYI:  No animals are ever used or hurt in the testing of our products.  (We test on ourselves instead.)  Like the plants, we're doing great, thank you.
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