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CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/Booster(tm)
CleanPlantsHappyPlants R.S.V.P Plant Scrub Initializer/Booster(tm)
This is the product that sparked the CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM Revolution.

CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM
*Resilience, Strength, Vitality, Productivity

“The Quarterly Spa Treatment for your Plants”SM

Let it do something radically wonderful for your plants.

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This new 100% botanical blend is creating international excitement.

It is being described as the ultimate safe, natural solution to world hunger. 

Imagine. A non-toxic solution
that can tremendously improve plant health
and increase vegetable and fruit yields!
More productivity

Professional farmers, growers, nurseries, and home gardeners are amazed

that a non-carcinogenic blend of processed extracts of
coconuts, corn, grains, soy, sugarcane, etc.,
can improve plant health so much that plants can resist harmful insects
and diseases while helping produce vastly increased yields.

Growers also report improved fruit sweetness

and success against crop damage
caused by freezing and frostbite.
Sometimes, the most complex problems can be solved quite simply.

The trick is to understand the root cause and go after it the simplest way --
all with the mindset of causing no harm in the process.

Turns out the root problem is dirt.
Turns out the solution is a soap.
Turns out the results are nearly miraculous.
By contrast with the dirt, most plants look pretty clean. And if they do get a little dirty, Hey! What did we expect? Truth is, it's not just the fact that plants get dirty that is making a problem. It is what it is that is making them dirty these days.

The plant's "skin" takes part in a host of functions. Plants have no lungs, yet they breathe or they will die. They have no sweat glands, per se, but still they must sweat to survive the heat of the blazing sun. They have no mouths, but they must eat and drink or they will perish. They have no livers or kidneys, but they must process and expel wastes or be poisoned by their own systems. All of those functions must rely upon their "skins", the outer most surfaces of their plant bodies, from their roots, to their stems and branches, to their leaves and flowers, even to their fruit if they yield any.

Consequently, any accumulation of dirt on those surfaces interferes with thosClick on picture for larger view.e necessary functions. Picture what your life would be if those very vital organs upon which you rely for similar functions were to become impaired or clogged. As plants' pores become occluded, normal necessary bodily activities are restricted and their systems become weak. Adding fertilizers to improve their pale or sickly appearance does not change the reality of their conditions. Showering them with highly toxic substance to kill the parasites that prey upon them in their weakness help neither them nor us.

And when we consider that much of the collective crud that covers plants and clogs their pores is artificial and toxic, we begin to get a better understanding of what they are up against. (More on these problems and the incredible science behind the cure is available starting here.)

For the skeptics among us who doubt the verity of what we are asserting, one incontrovertible fact remains. When the accumulated dirt and toxicity are removed from the plants, the resultant rebound, proliferation, and productivity of those same plants and crops is absolutely stunning.

If there is a lesson here, it is one of simple mechanics and logic. Membranes designed to pass materials in and out of them cannot function at their peak capacity when the pores in those membranes are covered or clogged -- especially if that which covers and clogs is unnatural, inorganic, and often downright toxic.
CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP Plant Scrub(tm) Initializer/Booster Water alone cannot return plants to their natural unclogged surfaces condition. Just as we may use water to helpCleanPlantsHappyPlants Plant Wash Stabilizer/MaintainerTM is powered by QuantumMaxxTM, proprietary Nano Colloidal Solution whose all-natural ingredients and unique facilitating capabilities ignite all the CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM family of products. CleanPlants HappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM is a 100% botanically based soap with unique cleaning abilities which work amazingly well to remediate the damage our blindly commercialized way of life Powered by QuantumMaxx(tm)has inflicted upon plants. At the same time, it provides mechanisms which allow the plants to improve the efficiency of those same formerly beleaguered systemic functions and begin to perform in ways many are calling "nearly miraculous". What is truly wonderful and newsworthy is that the soap formulations are completely safe to the plants, the soil in which they grow, the groundwater and waterways beneath, and the people and animals that must come into contact both with the plants and the soap that helps them.
CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM is formulated and concentrated to do the heavy duty cleaning chemically abused and victimized plants need in the beginning while still being gentle enough to the plants that the only results are positive.  Best application is several times at the beginning of each quarter. Follow up is periodically with a lighter version of the product (CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Wash Stabilizer/MaintainerTM)to maintain a stable and clean growing environment.
Bottom line? For very little expense -- in fact mere fractions of what has traditionally been spent for all those dangerous chemicals and potions that poison the plants and those who interact with them -- results far superior to those realized by commercial chemical applications are being seen without any risk or danger now or in the future to the agriculture or the population. Period. 
Dirty Daisy's Plantimonial
Dirty Daisy
"Hi. My name is Daisy, and I'm addicted to dirt. So much so that behind my back people call me 'Dirty Daisy'.

"I guess you could say I'm rooted in dirt. From as far back as I can remember, I've always been drawn into its darker side. I think that if I were ever to cut away from it all the way, I would just die. So I try to keep my dirt addiction under control. I compartmentalize. There is a part of me that I let stay pretty dirty. And there is a part that tries to rise above it and at least appear to be clean.

"Yet, if you really knew me, if you ever really took the time to look at me closely, you would see that even my "society face" is loaded with dirt. I pick it up from everywhere. I don't easily let it go. I let it cling to me. I know it's bad -- even unhealthy -- for me. When I'm especially dirty I get sickly and weak. The insects come and bug me. It's debilitating . . . and downright rude.

"So I need help.
"When I can't keep my dirt habit under control I get treatment. Once a quarter, I kind of check into a 'rehab clinic' and get really clean for a change. While you might have noticed that I'm a little mobility challenged, fortunately, the treatment can come to me. It's called 'CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM'.  'RSVP' stands for 'Resilience, Strength, Vitality, and Productivity'. They aren't kidding. A couple of treatments of that stuff and I can get down to the issues of who I am and how I perform without the dirt. And it really makes a difference! The bugs stop bothering me so much. I breathe better. I nutritionalize better.  I'm stronger and more vibrant -- better able to handle the negatives in life, whether it is at home in my bed or out in my chosen field.

"But don't just take my word for it. After all, I'm an addict. Check it out for yourself.
Maybe it can help you or some dear plant you care about."
CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM is available in concentrated form for CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/Booster(tm) Product Line diluting/premixing as well as "RTU" (Ready To Use) in quarts, gallons, 4 gallon packs, 55 gallon drums, and 250 gallon "totes". It can be spritzed with a small spray or squirt bottle (as see below – practical for light use or house or office plants, not recommended for wide spread application), or applied with a pressurized garden sprayer, a garden hose applicator, a tractor-pulled multi-furrow tank fed sprayer, or rigged to an irrigation system. However, owing to the delicate size and condition of seeds, bulbs, and rootings, care should be exercised and control maintained over the force of any kind of applicator.

While a 1 quart RTU spray bottle is very convenient, especially for working with house or office plants, it is not as economical as buying a larger concentrate and mixing with chlorine-free water. Pound for pound, container for container, shipping weights are the same whether purchasing a concentrated or diluted product. Where one ounce of concentrate can be mixed on site with a whole gallon of good water, it makes better sense to buy the concentrate and pay shipping and container costs once instead of 128 times.
Various Spray ApplicatorsDIRECTIONS:

General mixing guidelines are one ounce of product to one gallon of chlorine-free water. 1 Gallon of RTM ("Ready to Mix"), mixed with 128 gallons of chlorine-free water is the base line for drenching an average acre of new growth. As plants increase in height and girth, more product mixed is needed for the increased surface areas.

Heads Up. Product concentration is formulated to be somewhat "forgiving". However, if applied in too concentrated a form, it tends to dissolve oil and wax protection from leaves. Do not exceed recommended mixing ratio without spot testing before use.

Preparation. Fill hose-powered sprayer reservoir with full strength SPRAYER CONCENTRATION of CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* PLANT SCRUB INITIALIZER/BOOSTERTM from bottle.  Set dilution/delivery dial to ONE (1) OUNCE per ONE GALLON of water. ( Damaged areas such as places where insects or infestations have hurt the plants may need extra attention. Use TWO OUNCES of product per gallon of water for stubborn conditions for the first two treatments.)  Consult website if using applicator other than a hose-powered sprayer.

Thoroughly drench the targeted plants from their outer and uppermost growths both on top of and underneath the foliage. Follow the drenching down stems or trunks and thoroughly soak the soil at the base of each plant. CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* PLANT SCRUB INITIALIZER/BOOSTERTM is formulated to be used whenever existing plants, trees, shrubbery, or crops are being treated for the first time or appear to be needing a boost. For best results, use on days 1, 8, and 15, and on a similar schedule on a quarterly basis. In between treatments, use CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* PLANT SCRUB STABILIZER/MAINTAINERTM as directed. Works best with chlorine-free water. While safe for external exposure to people and animals, product is NOT intended for plant exposure at the BOTTLED concentration.

.pdf of complete directions at Directions for CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM.
Qty Product Prod Code Retail Price Ship Wt (lbs) Makes total
# of gals
to H2O
Applied $  /gallon Applied $ / qt Applied $ / oz.
1 1 Quart RTU 03000032QRTU $8.95 3 .25 As is $35.80 $8.95 $.2797
1 1 Quart Sprayer RTU 03000032QRTU $10.95 3 .25 As is $43.80 $10.95
1 1 Gallon RTU 03000128GRTU $14.95 11 1 As is $14.95 $3.7375 $.1168
1 1 Quart RTM Spray Concentrate  03025032QRTM $28.95 3 33 1/128 $.8977 $0.2244 $0.0070
1 1 Gallon RTM Spray Concentrate  03025128GRTM $89.95 11 129 1/128 $.6973 $.1743 $0.0054
1 55 Gal Drum RTM Spray Concentrate 03025055DRTM $3,899.00 475 7,095 1/128 $.5495 $.1374 $0.0043
1 250 Gal Drum Pressure Spray Concentrate 03025250TRTM $11,225.00 2,400 32,250 1/128 $0.3481 $0.0870 $0.0027
1 Gallon of RTM ("Ready to Mix", mixed with 128 gallons of chlorine-free water is the base line for drenching an average acre of new growth. As plants increase in height and girth, more product is needed for the increased surface areas.
Cost per usage ounce goes down dramatically with higher product volume purchase.
Projected costs per gallon, quart, or ounce are for product only and do not reflect cost of water
(for concentrate dilution), applicable taxes, or shipping.
Warranty -- No claims of warranty or guarantee of any nature are made other than that this product is an effective, non-toxic, bio-degradable cation exchange stimulant. The user assumes all responsibility for its use, including any needed state regulatory approvals.

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Yeah, we know. Plants don't talk, don't have feelings, and don't express emotions.  But it's a cool metaphor anyway. Besides, it got your attention, didn't it?  And once you see the amazing differences enjoyed by seeds, plants, root systems, soils, and produce washed with our totally safe botanically based products, you, at least, will be smiling. You'll go from Grumpy Gardener to Happy Harvester like all the rest of our customers.

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